The Resignation Letter

The Resignation Letter

So, you are tired of the pointy haired boss? Why don't you resign by giving him this resignation letter? ( Source of ideas: www.dilbert.com)

Employee-XXX Employee's address Date xx/xx/xxxx

Dear Employer-X,

I plan to relieve myself of the pleasure of working at Company-X because I've designed a new circuit that will revolutionize the computer industry.

So, I'm going to be very rich... and to think that I would owe this newfound wealth all to this firm and the Pointy Haired Boss who forgot to have me sign a non-disclosure agreement... HaHa! I know! ... And now aren't you sorry you made me upgrade the operating system all by myself?

By the way, two months ago, I was the one who used that blue toothbrush in the bathroom to clean the toilet. Anyway, I concede that my disclosure of confidential accounting data to the Tax Revenue Service is while inadvertent, inexcusable. Also, I have arranged it so Microsoft and SPA anti-piracy won't be in to audit your licence compliance until a week after I'm gone.

So it is with mixed emotions (excitement, joy and happiness), that i tender my resignation EFFECTIVE IMMIDIATELY (that is, right before the yearly financial reports are due!)

P.S.: Any attempt to contact me is acceptance of a contract for services at $4,000 per day, minimum order five days.

Employee-XXX's signature