This is How Life is Coded in C++ !!

"Life is A MATRIX" If you think thats true This one is for you if you think its false again its for you. The Tiny Technical explanation of LIFE !!

Say Intel created the pentium Series with Pentium-4 running at 2 GHz requires 133 Mhz bus speed, Say Apple developed PowerPC, Say Seagate makes HardDisks with 1000 GBytes maximum space , Say Samtron makes RAMs capacity 10 GB, Say Creative has the best CDROM Drivers 1000x, Say LG manufactures the best Monitors 100 inch but what damn process would require a HardDisk space of trillions and trillions of TeraBytes , a processor running at billions and billions of calculations per nanosecond , the motherboard's bus speed in millions, RAM with capacity in GigaTrillions and a circular CD whose area is slightly less than the monitor's area and what about the 3D monitor well they say it expands.

Say BillGates wrote windows whose code is in millions of lines, Say Richard Stallman wrote all the softwares related to GNU, Say Linus Torvalds wrote the Linux Kernel but what code is it that if i use up all the space available in all the harddisks today in the world i would still be including the library files whose funtcions i will use when i start wrtting my actual code, that at my average typing speed if i start writting the code today when finish i would have hair and beard as long as the monitor's width and tangled up around the great super Computer. This is the Matrix's code.

Well this code was written by ( I dont know ) in language( again i am helpless, help me ).Whenever i solve a problem i take some assumptions here well the assumption is the code was written in C++. So lets reverse engineer this program to get an idea what would the code like be help me as i proceed.

First thing you do when you start writting a code is name the file. What would the file name be ? I think mankind.cpp good !! Next the libraries. Ofcourse the libraries were also written by who ever wrote this damn program . I will come to them later on.Now this program will ofcourse have classes in teracrores. A class for a Man, a woman, a cat, a mouse , a dog , a stone and ofcourse a computer . Each class would have again as many attributes and fuctions as you can imagine. Now lets come to the libraries this software simlulates almost 10 billion human beings and 10 billion raise to the power 10 billion raise to the power 10 billion other animals or whatever and no two of these objects are ever same . So we have to assume that the functions in a object are all different what does that mean that means each person is just not a object of a class man or woman or whatever that person is in itself a Class there is simply no object. wow !! So Each library is used only once in the code for the person's fuction it was written. Library!! what it will contain as many faces a person can show all the things it ( person ) will and all the feelings it will have etc. Well if we take the intersection of all the functions and attributes of all classes guess what would it be. Empty Set No No it would be a Pointer named LOVE.. the love pointer and a Boolean named DEATH !!

All the code I simply cant write !!

But Death code would be

FOR ALL CLASSES if( this.DEATH == true ) delete this;

Well thinking on these terms u know when whoever wrote me started writing my code and say i was His 124345564564 th version of saurabh the first line was

final Saurabhv124345564564.LOVE = NULL; for( ALL CLASSES IN THE PROGRAM ) { if( this.LOVE == Saurabh124345564564 )

final this.LOVE == NULL;